hi i guess?
uh… how do people do this?
okay i don’t know why you’re here. i didn’t invite you. but hey, i don’t know why i’m here either.. so now we’re just standing here staring at each other like confused sims.
anyway,welcome to the spiral. in full 4k resolution. or don’t. you can swipe away. I won’t cry. (maybe.)
to be honest, i don’t know what made me brave enough to start this. i’m not a writer. i do social media stuff, yeah. i write good captions (i guess). i’ve ghostwritten for someone before—like, fully wrote as her, matched her tone, her vibe, her Everything.
and she always said I did good. like really good. like “you made this better than I could’ve” good. and that kinda stuck with me.
because… why am i out here being a voice in someone else’s story when I could write my own?
no shade to her, by the way. full respect. she’s someone I genuinely adore. she made me better. she’s lowkey my muse. but this? this is for me.
no guidelines. no filters. no “hey can you make this sound more polite?” just… my thoughts. as-is. unhinged, slightly funny, potentially annoying.
so here’s your early warning: my humor can be dark. my tone might be a bit much. I cope by turning pain into punchlines and overthinking into paragraphs.
this page? not a brand. not a business funnel. not some “10 steps to change your life” guru bullshit.
just a person. sharing thoughts, maybe throwing in tips I learned from life kicking me in the teeth a few times. some stuff might help you. some might feel weirdly relatable. some might piss you off.
and honestly? that’s okay. you don’t have to like me. (but also pls don’t hate me I’m sensitive lol.)
also btw, i might post a lot. or i might disappear for 3 months. depends if life is lifing or if i’m rotting in bed. let’s manifest my consistency. light a candle. chant a spell. say together with me “please don’t drown in the void” 102434001301 times under your breath. our manifestation powers will decide if this blog lives or ghosts.
anyway… you’re still here? wild. I thought you’d tap out after the third XD.
is this intro too long? probably. but hey. we’re here now. hope something I write makes you smile, think, cry, or scream into a pillow (for healthy reasons).
or at least gives you a fun lil adrenaline spike. those are good too.
kthxbai ✌️